June 2010
“May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day’s...”
– theoatmeal.com
“Dear Calculus, I will send you a prostitute with no protection and 9 months...”
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Beauty Fades.
“Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest...”
"The Meaning of Life is to give Life Meaning"
-Ken Hudgins
“I don’t shut up. I grow up, and when I see your face, I throw up. And then...”
“Junk food has shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat,...”
– Skinny Bitch (via threeships) (via fitnessflake) (via beskinnier)
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I watch sports for the hot men.
“Looking for: Whatever I Can Get.”
– Facebook
I am Legal.
I have been 18 for a month, ever since than there has been so much perks in being legal. Lotto tickets, pornshops, just finally being an adult.
But yesterday while walking around with my friend, I brought up the fact that she can’t creep on younger guys anymore once she turns 18. We bumped into these attractive guys, exchanged mild interaction and parted. They were definetly cute, but then...
